I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
my liver is dry heaving
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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