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• (347): View more from New York

  we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this

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• (626): View more from California

  All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...

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• (713): View more from Texas

  2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  What are you gunna do with your life today

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  put it back together

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?

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