you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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