Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I didn't notice because vodka
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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