I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
