If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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