Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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