Me too!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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