I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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