thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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