the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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