Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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