"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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