The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Is it penis luge time yet?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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