on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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