As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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