im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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