Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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