I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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