So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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