That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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