BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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