I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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