think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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