plz talk dirty to me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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