I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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