I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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