Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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