Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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