I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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