it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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