Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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