I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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