I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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