We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I wear drunk well.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
