A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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