I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Why are your pants in the freezer?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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