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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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