i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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