i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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