you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
