Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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