just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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