Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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