talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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