I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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