he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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