DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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