I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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