That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
how drunk are you?
Several
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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