I swear she didn't look like that last week.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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