you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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