just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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