you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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