How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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