you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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